Screaming at the Asshole Neighbor with the two Miatas

I REALIZE THAT THINKING OF OTHERS IS PROBABLY VERY FOREIGN TO YOU SINCE YOU’VE BEEN KNOWN TO BLOCK THE ENTIRE PARKING LOT TO EVERYONE IN THE PAST, BUT COULD YOU POSSIBLY CONSIDER THE FACT THAT SOME OF YOUR NEIGHBORS MIGHT BE SLEEPING RIGHT ABOVE YOUR CAR THE NEXT TIME YOU GET IN IT AT MIDNIGHT AND TURN THE STEREO UP FULL VOLUME? HOW SELFISH CAN YOU BE?!

I CAN COMPLAIN TO MRS. J IF I HAVE TO BUT I WOULD PREFER NOT TO. UNLIKE YOU, I ACTUALLY HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR HER AND DON’T WANT TO PUT HER IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS -- LIKE YOU DO EVERYTIME YOU PARK WHERE YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO OR PULL SOME OTHER ASSHOLE MANEUVER.

WAKE UP! STOP BEING SO RUDE! YOU ARE A NARCISSIST. THE WHOLE WORLD IS NOT HERE JUST TO SERVE YOU. OPEN YOUR EYES! LOOK AROUND YOU! THINK!