Who died? Um, this guy did...

(Also from that E0A site:)

I don't know what fraternity Lush Rimjob pledged back at Jack Ass University, but in Animal House I don't remember Bluto murdering Pinto and Flounder...

Yep, people died at Abu Ghraib, before we could get all that valuable intel out of them. What if (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE)this guy knew when the next 9/11 was going to happen?

That's why he was there, right? To rat out his terrorist buddies?

And Bush still can't pronounce the name of the place.