Thursday, July 22, 2004

Bush doesn't make beans

In case you haven't been eating your Bush's baked beans because you did not wish to support our Presidents famiy, consider this. There have been no proven links to George W. Bush and Bean magnate Buddy Bush. Buddy makes the beans. When I asked Buddy if he supports Bush or Kerry, he said. "I just make the beans son." I thanked him for his beans, especially the kind with maple syrup in them, and said goodbye. Buddy turned and walked away. I thought I had offended him, but after a few steps he let out a short but very noble sounding toot, which belayed all my fears.


Blogger Dutchman said...

Pulaski, you are a poet...

July 23, 2004 4:22 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home