Thanks again Matt Drudge

Goodness gracious!  Again I say, what would we do without Matt Drudge to keep us informed about all the perverted goings ons over there at the Kerry/Edwards camp. 
 
Once again, today he's uncovered another doozy about a crazed "Kerry Bumpersticker Groper!".
 
However, my all-time fave campaign perv story still has to be from the Bushies.  Check this out from bartcop.com
 
Alleged sheep abuser behind bars  Bush campaign worker tied up a sheep
 By JEFF REINITZ  
Courier Staff Writer
A Waterloo man has been arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a sheep at a college farm Wednesday.
 
Students at Hawkeye Community College's farm discovered Bob Broderson hiding naked except for a Bush campaign hat in a hay loft shortly before 8 a.m., according to Waterloo police.

An ewe -- a female sheep -- was tied up in the corner. Broderson tried to flee, but the students captured him and held him until officers arrived, police said. The college's farm manager examined the ewe and determined she had been injured during some type of sexual assault, according to court records.

The sheep had been tied up with a halter rope around the neck, and the legs were positioned so the hindquarters were elevated, according to police. A blue nightgown was next to the ewe, police said.  [note from CC:  ewwwwwe]

ha ha

Because Iowa does not have laws specifically banning sex with animals, police arrested Broderson at Bush-Cheney 2000 headquarters, 423 Locust St., for criminal trespass and animal abuse. Bond was set at $75,000.

Sexual abuse against animals often goes unreported because it takes place in private and the victims can't report it, (because they can't fucking talk, you morons,) according to officials with the Humane Society of the United States.