not... having..... fun...... Still?

Wise words from Santa Clause to the Narrator that Ruined Christmas:

It's not about you, douchebag. No one needs your self-important grandstanding. Don't you see? You showbiz types are just trying to shift the focus away from the crisis and on to yourselves. You're an entertainer. It's a simple job, ok? Do a dance, show us your boobs and make us happy, monkey!

(Music starts)

We know you're important, with thoughts in your head
but it's hard for us to take it.
So get back in your cage, paint your ass red
and shake, shake, shake it!

Now that's some good thee-ater