D is for Denialogue, Draft, DUH!

'Washington Post' Reconsiders 'Postwar' Label

By Editors &Publishers Staff
Published: December 05, 2004 10:00 AM ET

NEW YORK Mop-up operation or a raging war? Occupation or liberation? The press has long been divided on what to call the current conflict in Iraq. The Washington Post, for one, is re-considering its most prominent label: postwar.

Shiver me fucking timbers! REALLY? ARE YOU SURE? OH MY GOD! WE'RE STILL AT WAR! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? DID THE PRESIDENT LIE TO ME WHEN HE SAID THE WAR WAS OVER? OH NO! I HOPE NOBODY I KNOW GETS HURT. hmmm i don't really care about all those other folks i don't know, just the ones i do know... and the ones i like.... i guess those liberals could die... they don't support the troops like i do... OH NO WHAT ABOUT THE TROOPS! THEY ARE STILL FIGHTING? THE WAR ISN'T OVER? OH MAN, THIS IS HORRIBLE. THOSE POOR PEOPLE!

Just trying to imaging the inner denialogue that you fucking repuglicunt morons must be rattling around inside your tiny little brains. Keep arguing with yourself. Let's just hope you can keep it going long enough to not notice when your very own children are drafted. But I'm sure that will never happen. That's years from now. And you have a daughter, right? Surely they won't draft her. Right? Sure, they won't.

Keep that denialogue going, buddy. The press, the liberal media, like O'Reilly and Hannity and Coulter and Rush and Medved and Ingraham and Praeger and Hewitt and Carlson and Savage and -- well, I don't have cable TV so I don't know all the liberal, elite media types, just the ones who work on the free, plebian, affordable radio -- will help you out.