MERRY hypoChRISyMAS!

I don't remember who said it first but it's a great saying:

Christmas is the time of year that the Republicans get to act like Democrats!

Don't believe me? Check out the Text of President Georgie Porgie Greedy-fuck Bush's Christmas 2004 message:

The Christmas season fills our hearts with gratitude for the many blessings in our lives. With those blessings comes a responsibility to reach out to others. Many of our fellow Americans still suffer from the effects of illness or poverty. Others fight cruel addictions, cope with division in their families, or grieve the loss of a loved one.

Christmastime reminds each of us that we have a duty to love our neighbor just as we would like to be loved ourselves. By volunteering our time and talents where they are needed most, we help heal the sick, comfort those who suffer, and bring hope to those who despair.

Still don't believe me?

Well what kind of commie, pinko FAG bullshit is this:

... Celebrations provide an opportunity to focus on the importance of family, community, and history, and to reflect on ... unity, self-determination, collective work and responsibility, cooperative economics, purpose, creativity, and faith.

And what is the Moron-in-Chief talking about there, the fucking socialist? Well, my dears, that was the Text of Bush's Kwanzaa 2004 Message .

What the hell does he mean by "cooperative economics?" And while we're at it, what about "collective work?"

You know what I say? CRUCIFY HIM!

And hey, guess what, you hateful, cruel, meanspirited dumbfuck-in-charge? I do all of those things even when it's not christmas! Is that what jesus taught you? Only do good works in his name on the fucking holidays? Preferably when everybody is looking? I DON'T THINK SO!

Happy Solstice! The light is now visible at the end of tunnel. Walk do not run.